a gold star turns black.

i would bury a bowie knife in any of your chests to eat some french onion soup this exact second

tenderanarchist:

stormtide-leviathan:

I love you butch lesbians. You are everything. Release the power beam.

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letterstomarstmblr:

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One of my personal favorite Dex moments. He is such a sassy asshole. I loved him in the first game but like,,, he a poop in the later games. Stink Rat but like our character in the 2nd game is wild who can really blame him tho.

Anyway, local dumbass likes the big brain man and draws him too much.

Also Troy

stilwater-saint:

Society if Volition brings back Lin and Carlos, and give Troy and Dex the respect they deserve

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thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

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this gif is like… almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse…

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an-alarming-number-of-bees:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

tikkety-tok:

He finally got to meet him!

I can’t believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

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I wasn’t kidding.

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halflifethree:

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

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cawareyoudoin:

officialstaff:

nevermoorfan:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

@staff @officialstaff

We’re exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you’ll have to get them the hard way.

Okay, that’s a funny one.

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maeborowski:

strawberrymedley:

maeborowski:

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

which post?

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